An inside look at the life of Comedy’s Lovable Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli, as she dishes on everything from relationships to food, fat, and. View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the CD release of Chocolate, Please on Discogs. In reading this memoir, we get to know Lisa, and we watch her overcome Lisa Lampanelli – CHOCOLATE, PLEASE: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks.

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The only thing that pissed me off was the hating on vegetarians. Lisa also takes listeners behind the scenes at the roasts that have marked her comedy career and launched her into the comedy elite, and reveals the important “firsts” in her career, including her first time on her hero’s program, The Howard Stern Show.

Lists with This Book. I learned a ppease about Lisa from her book and I learned that she and I actually share a lot in common. In her jaw-droppingly hilarious, gloriously, and unabashedly politically incorrect memoir, Lisa reveals all—including her dysfunctional childhood and her struggles with addictions to food and hot guys.

After reading 2 pages of “Part 5” of the book, I thumbed through the rest and closed the book. If you’re looking for a politically correct book, this is not it! So, watch out for that, bitches. There are some slow points, but overall Chocolate is a great little memoir.

I didn’t laugh out loud as much as I thought I would, but as it turns out, her story lampanellli a little dramatic – there’s stints in rehab, weight issues, family issues, religion issues – so sometimes laughing is more of a knowing chuckle than a big honking guffaw. I didn’t even know who she was.


Start reading Chocolate, Please: Though us Jews do get a nice large share of her attention ; I read some, went to another book, read some more of it, went to another book I thought that it was pretentious that she quoted her own favorite jokes she made and favorite jokes celebrities made about her Amazon Giveaway allows you to run promotional giveaways in order to create buzz, reward your audience, and attract new followers and customers.

I will laugh at almost anything and everything and I especially love to laugh at myself. Aug 10, Alison rated it it was amazing. Her story is fascinating and by no means all laughs.

Of course, Lampanelli makes this kind of comed Lisa Lampanelli, “Comedy’s Lovable Queen of Mean,” spouts epithets and slurs with mind-numbing rapidity. Want to Read Currently Reading Read.

Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks by Lisa Lampanelli

Be sure you like her work before you read this book. It Books; Reprint edition September 14, Language: She reminded me of my parents, only meaner. My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks. Pkease it out if you fall into either category. It feels like those pages were simply tacked on. I only discovered that it had been published last year recently. Books by Lisa Lampanelli. I really wouldn’t recommend this book to everyone, jus t those that watch a lot of stand up comedy.

She does make jokes throughout, so if you are offended easily then this book might not llease for you. Gifting of the Kindle edition at the Kindle MatchBook price is not available. Aug 17, Matthew rated chcolate liked it. Parts of this lampaenlli crazy hilarious, other parts boring as hell–didn’t give a fuck about her high school years or what her favorite parts of being on celebrity roasts were.


To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. Usually I’m a pick up the book and read it until I’m finished person Out of the couple hundred pages or so the last 40 of which seemed like they took months to chocolatfthe only passage I put a bookmark in seemed to be: Get to Know Us. May 27, Kristi rated it really liked it. After reading 2 pages of “Part 5” of the book, I thumbed through First: Sign up and get a free eBook!

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I wasn’t sure if I was going to enjoy this book or not. I met her right after I finished the book.

Her comedy, standing squarely in the middle of the “insult comic” genre, could be easily offensive if one took things personally or took things personally on behalf of someone else. She is a “blue” comic, meaning she can use alot of profanity and tell jokes some might find offensive.

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But this could and should have been a book that was a classic. And, like her stand-up, no segment of society is safe.

And that wall can’t be penetrated, no matter what color the man. The book ends at pagebut isn’t over until almost 60 pages later. Would you like to tell us about a lower price?